April 7, 2012

Parenting is So Rewarding

Jill to Mom: Go away, Mumma.

Mom: How about some pasta for lunch?
Jill: No (with a smile on her face)
Mom: How about some chicken nuggets?
Jill: How about no?

Jill toots in the tub.
Jill: I tooted, Mumma.
Mom: I know, I heard. Can you say, "Excuse me?"
Jill: Excuse me, Mumma.
Jill stands in the tub and toots again.
Mom: Jill, do you need to sit on the potty?
Jill: No thank you.
Jill, still standing, poops in the tub.
Mom yells.

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